(POLITICAL SATIRE)(WASHINGTON)(September 27, 2018) –President Trump said today in a Twitter post that “Judge Kavanaugh showed America exactly why I nominated him.”
“The man tells, big, fat, strong, beautiful lies,” Trump told The Failing Times. “I mean, really strong. I was bigly impressed. If you didn’t know it was him, you’d swear it was me, although I don’t think I would have gone for the tears. I don’t do tears very well.”
When asked about Dr. Ford, Trump said: “Gerald Ford was one of our great Presidents. I liked Gerald Ford. He pardoned Nixon. Did you hear that, Mike Pence?” he added, with a laugh.
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