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Trump Orders FEMA to send Millions of Towels in Advance of Hurricane

(POLITICAL SATIRE)(WASHINGTON–SEPT 12, 2018) In advance of the largest hurricane since Hugo, President Trump today ordered FEMA to send millions of towels to the southern coastal states.

“It’s going to be very wet. Tremendous amounts of wet, wet, water. Believe me. So we have the best people sending the best towels. Same ones we use in the hotels. A beautiful towel. We’re on top of it, ” the President said, giving a two thumbs up.



(Political satire. Not real news. We think.)

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