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Scientists confirm that yesterday’s Trump was from an alternative universe

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(POLITICAL SATIRE) (NEW YORK, August 15, 2017) Leading scientists have confirmed today that a tear in the time-space continuum briefly brought forth Alternate Universe President Trump yesterday. The Alternate Universe President Trump condemned the KKK and White Supremacists after the terrible events in Charlotte.

“Fortunately, the tear in space-time has healed,” said a White House science spokesman, who believes in Creationism and denies climate change. “It was nice to see the real President back again this afternoon.”

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