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Trump tells North Korea he’ll hit them so hard “their grandmothers will feel it”

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(POLITICAL SATIRE) (WASHINGTON–August 8, 2017) President Trump had tough words for North Korea today, after that country threatened the United States.

“Let me be very clear: North Korea, if you’re listening, you better stop making threats. Because, as everyone knows, I’m rubber, and you’re glue, and everything–EVERYTHING– you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Believe me.”

When told that North Korea had threatened to strike Guam, an American Territory, Trump replied: “I know they are, but what am I?”

When asked what options the United States had if North Korea does in fact have a nuclear weapon capable of being mounted on an ICBM, the President remarked:

“Kim Jung-un is a nut, he has a rubber butt, and every time he turns around, he goes putt putt putt. Believe me.”



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