(Political satire) (Washington–Aug 3, 2017) President Trump today congratulated the State of New Hampshire after it changed its state motto and license plate from “Live Free Or Die” to “Drug-Infested Den.”
“I won New Hampshire because it is a drug-infested den,” the President said. “It’s nice to, you know, see the state acknowledge how right I am.”
Trump first called New Hampshire by its new moniker when on the phone to the President of Mexico, trying to get him to say that he would pay for a Mexican Wall,
When legislators heard the President’s new name, they sprang into action, and the New Hampshire legislature immediately adopted it as a new motto.
“Yep. Kinda catchy,” a man in Winchester said today. “Can’t wait to get my new state flag.”
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