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New Hampshire changes license plate motto to “Drug-Infested Den”

By Rouge Falconer (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons

(Political satire) (Washington–Aug 3, 2017) President Trump today congratulated the State of New Hampshire after it changed its state motto and license plate from “Live Free Or Die” to “Drug-Infested Den.”

“I won New Hampshire because it is a drug-infested den,” the President said. “It’s nice to, you know, see the state acknowledge how right I am.”

Trump first called New Hampshire by its new moniker when on the phone to the President of Mexico, trying to get him to say that he would pay for a Mexican Wall,

When legislators heard the President’s new name, they sprang into action, and the New Hampshire legislature immediately adopted it as a new motto.

“Yep. Kinda catchy,” a man in Winchester said today. “Can’t wait to get my new state flag.”



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