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Trump orders GOP senators to continue with health repeal until 100% of Americans have no insurance

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(POLITICAL SATIRE) (Washington–July 19, 2017) After the latest CBO score predicting that 30 million people would be without health care if the ACA were repealed without a replacement, President Trump today summoned GOP Senators to the White House and ordered them to get back to work.

“I won’t be happy until we get to 100% without health care,” The President said. “We’ve gone from 20 million without coverage, and now 30 million. So, we’re moving in the right direction. We get to 100 million, and now we’re talking. Believe me, we’ll get there. The American people expect it.”

After the meeting, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced that he would be holding a vote next week.

“I don’t know what we’ll be voting on,” the Kentucky senator said. “But it’ll be something. Maybe it’ll be the menu for the Senate Labor Day picnic.”

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