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Trump had second meeting with Putin, followed by a party with a pony and a bouncy house

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(POLITICAL SATIRE) (Washington–July 18, 2018) It was revealed today that following the scheduled meeting at the G20 summit between President Trump and President Putin of Russia, there was a second meeting that lasted at least an hour.

“After that meeting,” an inside source said, “Putin invited Trump to a party where he had a pony, a bouncy house and a beautiful cake with ice cream.”

The same source said that President Trump bounced in the house, ate four scoops of ice cream, and then he and Putin spent an hour coloring in a Flintstones coloring book.

“Putin’s coloring was very neat, but Trump just scribbled all over the page,” the source said.



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