(POLITICAL SATIRE) (Washington–July 14, 2017) The Failing Times has learned that there was yet another unreported person at Donald Trump Jr.’s meeting with a Russian lawyer during the Presidential campaign.
This information comes on the heels of the revelation that Rinat Akhmetshin, a Soviet army veteran, was also at the meeting.
The latest man was described as having a mustache, wearing a Soviet Era uniform, and identified only as “Uncle Joe.”
Despite this latest bombshell, White House spokespersons continue to deny that there is anything to this story.
“It’s a nothing burger,” said Reince Priebus. “A nothing burger, with a side of nothing fries, and a side order of nothing borscht.”
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