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France awards Trump “Ordre de l’idiot du village”

(POLITICAL SATIRE)  (PARIS–JULY 13,  2017) President Macron of France today awarded Donald Trump the Ordre de l’Idiot Du Village at a ceremony in Paris.

In remarks made after the ceremony, in which Trump was given a special cap that was tall and pointed, the president made a few brief remarks to the press.

“I am humbled and honored by this beautiful, beautiful award. And how about this hat? What a hat!”

When he was asked by a reporter if his “substantial friend, Jim, will be happy at the award,” Trump said that he felt that Jim will indeed be pleased.

“I might even let him touch the hat. But I won’t let him wear it.”

J. Staugas contributed to the reporting of this story.


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