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Chris Christie Washes Up on Jersey Beach

Chris Christie washed up on a New Jersey Beach he had closed. (Meme by Mark)

(POLITICAL SATIRE) (TRENTON, N.J.–July 3, 2017) Emergency animal rescue crews sprang into action Sunday morning when they were alerted that “something huge” had washed up on the shore.

But the crews stopped in their tracks when they realized what had washed up was Gov. Chris Christie, who earlier in the week had closed the beach to the public in a government shut down.

“We decided to let him rot out there with the other whales,” said Edmund Whalexpert, from the Department of Animal Rescue.

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