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On Father’s Day, Trump forgets he has children

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(POLITICAL SATIRE) (Washington, June 18, 2017) White House aides said today that President Trump was surprised that “those strange guys and that little kid” were sitting at his breakfast table this morning. They were his three sons.

“He was somewhat confused, ” an inside source said. “He thought the two older sons were just employees of his and that his youngest belonged to the groundskeeper.”

Other sources tell The Failing Times that until she said, “Happy Father’s Day, Dad,” Trump thought Ivanka was somebody he used to date.

But by the time the breakfast ice cream arrived (sources say nobody got any except the President) he remembered that these were in fact his children.

He then got up from the table to watch “The Flintstones.”



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