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Man wanders into Senate hearing pretending to be Attorney General

(POLITICAL SATIRE) (WASHINGTON, June 13, 2017) A man claiming to be Attorney General of the United States testified for several minutes before the members of the Senate Committee on Intelligence realized he was making up legal mumbo-jumbo.

“It was amazing,” an eyewitness said. “He was making up crap left and right about not talking about private conversations, invoking Executive Privilege. As he went on and on, the Senators started snickering, until we finally realized this really wasn’t the Attorney General at all.”

Ron Wyden, Senator from Oregon, who had a testy exchange with the faux Attorney General, laughed hardest.

“It was a great prank, though, because he looked just like him,” Wyden said.

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