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Trump says he’s done more for country than FDR

(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON, June 12, 2017) After a week in which he was called a liar by former FBI Director James Comey,  had his travel ban refused by the 9th Circuit Court, and saw another dive in his approval ratings, President Trump lashed back.

“It’s time to move on, because I have beautiful things to do for this country, believe me. I mean, I’ve already done more for America than FDR,” Trump said. “You know, many people are saying that, I don’t know, it’s MY face that should be on the dime, not Roosevelt’s. I’m not saying I’d–because, hey, what can you buy for a dime, no? I think I could be on the hundred, maybe. When we bring back coal and fix the healthcare system, we’re gonna need a lot of Benjamins, only, then, if my face is on it we can call them Donalds.

Former President Obama was unable to comment about Trump’s assertion that he’s done more for this country than FDR, because he was laughing too hard.



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