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Editorial: Failing Times thanks Trump for the honor and blessing of mocking him

Gage Skidmore (

(POLITICAL SATIRE) (PORTLAND, Ore, June 12, 2017) After the praise heaped upon you at your first cabinet meeting, The Failing Times Editorial Board feels that it is the privilege of our lives to be able to incessantly and relentlessly call attention to the clownish idiot that you are.

Mr. President, because of your great lack of leadership, we have been able to conjure up the most ridiculous articles imaginable. Because of your non-insightful policies, even our satire is hard to tell from the truth.

Mr. President, we thank you, and numbly hope that you continue to act like the village idiot for many more months to come.

Bless you.


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