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Crisis on foreign trip as Trump forgets to bring his favorite chair

(POLITICAL SATIRE)(Saudi Arabia, May 21, 2017) — President Donald Trump almost caused an international incident when he refused to sit in any chair in the Royal Palace but his favorite, a stuffed bear rocker that he’s had since childhood.


According to inside sources,the chair was accidentally left in Washington. When Trump realized the chair wasn’t there, he refused to eat his well done steak with ketchup and pouted.

“Donnie’s very tired,” said Mrs. Ida Mae Washington, Trump’s childhood nanny. “I told him, I said, ‘Donnie, the nice Secret Service men are going to fly back and get it for you,” but he still was upset. He didn’t even eat his two scoops of  ice cream, which was one more than the King got.”



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