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Entire White House staff hides from Trump in garden bushes

White House - Tina Hager

(POLITICAL SATIRE) (WASHINGTON, May 12, 2011) In an amazing development today, President Trump’s entire White House staff, including Press Secretary Sean Spicer, hid in the White House Kennedy Garden in an effort to avoid their boss.

“We can’t deal with this Comey thing,” Spicer whispered from behind a forsythia bush. “It’s just a hot mess. I can’t answer any more questions.”

The President apparently wandered through the grounds, calling out for Reince Priebus, who was hunkered down under a fern. At one point, he almost stepped on Steve Bannon, who had stretched out next to a hedge row.

Finally, in frustration, the President gave up and went back to the residence to watch Jeopardy.

As of dusk, the staff was still in hiding.



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