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Trump Fires Comey and GOP Hypocrisy Well Runs Dry

By Federal Bureau of Investigation ( [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

(POLITICAL SATIRE) (WASHINGTON, May 8, 2017) With the firing of FBI Director James Comey for being unfair to Hillary Clinton about her emails, the GOP hypocrisy well in Washington has officially gone dry.

“We’re in a bad state here,” said House Speaker Paul Ryan.”I knew we had come to the well once too often for our health care vote, but President Trump has squeezed every last drop of hypocrisy out of this place.”

But Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell offered a glimmer of hope.

“We’re drilling a new well over here in the Senate. We think we’ll soon have plenty of hypocrisy to fill the buckets of all our members in the not too distant future.”



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