(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON, MAY 4, 2017) In a triumph of legislative skill, House GOP members have managed to design a repeal of Obamacare that covers everyone except sick people.
“This is a great day for America,” President Trump said afterwards in the Rose Garden, leaning against the Presidential podium like an alta kaker from Miami leaning on a shopping cart. “I mean, I’m President, am I right? Yes a great day, make no mistake folks–great!” Then he laughed and added, “Unless of course you’re old and sick, am I right?”
House Speaker Paul Ryan, high-fiving members of his caucus, said:
“Today the Republican Party passed the American Rich Care Act. Wait. Was that my outside voice? I meant Health Care Act. Of course.”
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