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On 100th day, Trump signs order naming Trump chocolate cake America’s Dessert

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(POLITICAL SATIRE) (WASHINGTON–April 29th, 2017) On his 100th day in office, President Trump signed an executive order naming his Trump branded chocolate cake, “America’s Dessert.”

“This is the victory I’ve been looking for,” the President said at the signing ceremony. “It’s just a beautiful piece of cake. Every time I have a piece, I feel like ordering a missile strike. It’s that good.”

When The Failing Times asked the President if there was any other accomplishment he could point to in the first 100 days, he said:

“Gorsuch. Gorsuch and this beautiful, beautiful piece of cake.”

Then he ordered coffee.

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