(POLITICAL SATIRE) (WASHINGTON, April 29, 2017) In an effort to have something to show for his first hundred days in office besides appointing Justice Gorsuch to a Supreme Court seat stolen by the GOP controlled Senate, President Trump today announced that he was appointing Frederick Douglass to the Supreme Court, effective immediately.
“As all of my African Americans will tell you,” Trump said, “Frederick Douglass has been doing some very great things. And the court… well no one has ever seen anything like this. I mean appointing two in 100 days, that’s just–many people are telling me it’s never been done before. A first, believe me.”
When The Failing Times pointed out to the President that there is no vacancy on the Supreme Court, and that Mr. Douglass has been dead for over a hundred years, he said:
“Well, that’s what the fake media will tell you. But, we’re taking a look at that, and we’re sure that Justice Douglass is going to be just great. So here, have a hat, it says TWO IN A 100 DAYS and I usually sell them in the gift shop, but you know–take one.”
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