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Trump reveals details of tax reform: everyone pays taxes but him

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(POLITICAL SATIRE) (WASHINGTON–April 23, 2017) President Donald Trump revealed the broad outlines of his long awaited tax reform and the centerpiece of it is a tax exemption for him.

“It’s only fair,” Trump said today. “After all, I’m the President and everybody knows the President is completely exempt from taxes. Putin is.”

Under Trump’s tax plan, everyone else will pay more, except for corporations.

“But it’s not really unfair, because you have to factor in the voucher every taxpayer will get for 10% off a beautiful piece of Trump chocolate cake,” the President said.

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