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On Science Day, Trump asks Siri what ‘science is’

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(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON–April 22, 2017) On a day when thousands of people from around the world marched in support of science, President Trump went into the Oval Office and asked Siri, according to a White House source, “what all the fuss about science is.”

Hours later, the President spoke to reporters as he was heading out of the White House to have a “beautiful” piece of chocolate cake, missing the dessert he usually enjoys at Mar-a-Lago.

“I asked my phone about science today. Who knew science could be so complicated? I’m putting my best people on this, and believe me when I tell you you’ll be very pleased. We’re going to have some beautiful science for the people while I’m president.”

Trump then excused himself. “I’m going to meet Einstein for coffee. He’s a dear friend of mine.”



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