News Ticker

Trump says San Francisco Chinatown is a part of China

© georgeburba via

(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON–April 21, 2017) President Trump today said in an interview with The Failing Times that Chinatown in San Francisco is a part of China.

“Chinatown is a part of China, you know, which is how it got its name,” the President said. “That’s one reason the Chinese food in San Francisco is just the best, really. Because of this close link between our two countries, I’m calling upon China to help us with the North Koreans.”

Trump was also not above a veiled threat.

“If China refuses to help, you know, I could just shut off cable car service and kill their tourist business. Those hills are, you know, murder in San Francisco. Who the hell would walk up them?”



Support The Failing Times on PATREON.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: