(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON–April 21, 2017) President Trump today said in an interview with The Failing Times that Chinatown in San Francisco is a part of China.
“Chinatown is a part of China, you know, which is how it got its name,” the President said. “That’s one reason the Chinese food in San Francisco is just the best, really. Because of this close link between our two countries, I’m calling upon China to help us with the North Koreans.”
Trump was also not above a veiled threat.
“If China refuses to help, you know, I could just shut off cable car service and kill their tourist business. Those hills are, you know, murder in San Francisco. Who the hell would walk up them?”
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