(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON, April 17) Mid-way thru the annual Easter Egg hunt on the lawn of the White House, an angry President Trump appeared in his pajamas and screamed at the children to get off his lawn.
“He’s very tired, ” White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said. “He got in late from Mar-a-Lago and is trying to get some sleep. He needs his rest, he’s not a spring chicken.”
Mrs. Trump was a bit surprised at her husband’s outburst,which happened as she was busy handing out goodie bags containing Ivanka branded products that were returned by Nordstrom earlier in the year.
She was quick to rush to his side, however, and talk him out of squirting the children with the South Lawn garden hose.
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