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Trump crucifies Bannon instead of attending Easter egg hunt

By Don Irvine (Steve Bannon Flickr) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

(Political Satire) (MAR-A-LAGO, April 16, 2017) Instead of attending the traditional White House Lawn Easter Egg Hunt, President Trump remained in Florida at his resort and crucified Steve Bannon.

“Steve’s a nice guy, but he had to go,” Trump said this morning.

After the crucifixion, Trump played a few rounds of golf and then had a “beautiful piece of chocolate cake” that said TRUMP on it.

A White House spokesman said Jared Kushner, Trumps son-in-law and an outspoken enemy of Bannon, was relieved at the news.

“Still, he’ll feel better when three days have passed and Steve doesn’t rise from the dead,” the spokesman said.

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