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Trump who once said NATO was obsolete, now says it fixed itself

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(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON–April 13, 2017) In a stunning development in the history of NATO, President Trump, who once said it was “obsolete”, says that it is “no longer obsolete.”

“It was a remarkable process,” said a White House spokesperson. “NATO was totally yesterday’s news, but suddenly it became important.”

When The Failing Times asked if maybe Trump had been wrong about NATO, the spokesperson denied this.

“Of course not. NATO was obsolete. And suddenly, like in a miracle, it became no longer obsolete. I’m not sure why that’s so hard to understand.”

 

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