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Gorsuch takes oath with hand on copy of The Art of The Deal

(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON, April 10, 2017) Judge Neil Gorsuch was sworn in as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court with his hand on a newly autographed copy of The Art of the Deal, written by Donald Trump.

“It was a nice gesture,” the President was heard to say. “Swearing the oath on the Lincoln Bible is such an Obama thing.”

Instead of being sworn in by the Chief Justice, which is customary, Gorsuch was sworn in by Bernie Madoff.

“That was symbolic and frankly, my idea,” said Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

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