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Trump weighs starting World War III or trying again to repeal Obamacare

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(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON–Apr 8, 2017) With the almost universal praise he’s received for launching missile strikes against Syria, President Trump is deciding on whether to take another run at appealing Obamacare or starting World War III.

“It’s a very difficult choice,” said a White House spokesman. “On the one hand, we promised the voters we’d repeal this terrible healthcare law that’s given millions of people insurance. But on the other hand, the President really loves blowing things up, and his ratings have been sky high. So, yeah, I think World War III is gonna win.”



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