(Political Satire) (HOLLYWOOD–Mar 31, 2017) Sources inside the White House told The Failing Times that the Trump Administration was planning on moving the headquarters of the Environmental Protection Agency to one of those fake movie buildings at Paramount Studios.
“The administration is gutting the agency anyway, starting with a reduction in force of about 50 percent of the agency employees. They hope to get that up to 100 percent, so they figured, why have a real building when one of those false-front fake ones would be just as good,” the source said. “Besides, it will save the taxpayers money, which means more for tax cuts to the one percent.”
The EPA oversees unimportant matters like air and water.
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