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Trump Hires Armed Guards to Keep Obama Out of Trump Tower

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(Political Satire) (NEW YORK–March 27, 2017) President Trump, increasingly convinced that former President Obama is watching him through his household appliances, has taken the extraordinary move of hiring armed guards to be sure Obama doesn’t come into Trump Tower.

“He’s quite certain that Obama slips in, and comes upstairs, and messes up his towels,” an inside source told The Failing Times. “He means to put a stop to it.”

Trump has also put the Mar-a-Lago staff on high alert.

“The President gave all the guards pictures of Obama so they could be sure to spot him,” an inside source said. “The only problem is, they were pictures of Frederick Douglass.”



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