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Trump reveals health strategy: let Obamacare die, then mess up its replacement

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(Political Satire)(WASHINGTON–March 25, 2017) In the wake of the defeat of the defeat of the ACA, President Trump announced his new strategy for reforming Obamacare.

“It’s really a beautiful thing, because now Obamacare belongs to the Democrats,” he said, referring to the healthcare law that was passed by only Democrats. “And when it explodes and dies a horrible death, I’ll be there to pick up the pieces and screw things up even more.”

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer confirmed the plan. “The president is a business man and uniquely qualified to continue to make things as sure to not work as any man in history,” he said.

“Really, I’ve got a great plan, “Trump said. “Believe me. Have I ever let you down?”



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