(Political Satire)(WASHINGTON–3.20.17) FBI Director James Comey testified before the house and put to rest the allegations, made by GOP Leaders, that they actually cared about average Americans.
“Let me categorically state that there is absolutely no evidence to support the claim that Republicans care about your average, American, middle class or poor person. None whatsoever,” the Director said.
President Trump was quick to respond on Twitter, saying, “Comey admits Hillary crooked! Lock her up! Sad.”
But later in the testimony, when read that Tweet, Mr. Comey insisted he had not said that.
“That is not what I said, “Mr. Comey said, forcefully.”What I said was, the GOP does not care about you, America, no matter what Paul Ryan says about his great, new, ‘better way’ health care. Oh, and we are looking into Hillary’s emails. More on that later.”
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