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Comey to testify that Mrs. Clinton sent email with word ‘Russia’ in it

(Gage Skidmore)

(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON–3.19.17) FBI Director James Comey is expected to testify before the House tomorrow and tell them that Hillary Clinton once sent an email with the word “Russia” in it.

“I demand an immediate and full throated investigation into this matter,” said Congressman Chavetz, who on his website lists ‘investigating Hillary Clinton’ as one of his hobbies.

“At a time when we are deeply concerned about former President Obama wire tapping and looking at President Trump through a peephole in Trump Tower, I think the American people are demanding to know: what did Mrs. Clinton type, and when did she type it?”

Mrs. Orville Cacklehelmer, of Ohio, a Trump supporter, agrees.

“I’m about to lose my health care because I won’t be able to afford the premiums. But that pales in comparison to the outrage I’m feeling that Clinton typed the word ‘Russia’ in an email. Lock her up.”

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