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Trump says proof of Obama wiretap coming as soon as he makes it up

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(Political Satire)(WASHINGTON, 3.16.17) Despite the fact that GOP leaders have seen no proof of President Trump’s accusation that former President Obama wire tapped Trump Tower during the presidential campaign, Trump continued to double down on his claim.

“There will be interesting evidence coming out in the next few weeks,” Trump said yesterday. “First I have to make up that evidence. I’m working on that now, and it will be beautiful evidence, believe me. The best evidence.”

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said the “President has the finest TV writers in the business working on it, including one old guy who used to write for Mission: Impossible. It’s going to be interesting, and full of surprises.”

In the meantime, there remains absolutely no evidence that any of this is real, although an insider at the Kremlin said that they are working up proof of their own.

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