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Trump proposes ‘The Healthcare Games’ to decide who gets insurance coverage

Gage Skidmore (

(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON-3.13.17) Calling it “The Healthcare Games” and promising it will be a “huge ratings hit,” President Trump revealed his plan to stage a competition among the 24 million Americans who will lose health insurance under the GOP health plan, also know as Trumpcare.

According to the Congressional Budget Office,  24 million Americans would lose their coverage over the next ten years.

But President Trump was quick to challenge those numbers, calling them “fake news.”

“Listen, the Healthcare Games is going to do big numbers. We get a bunch of people who lost their health coverage on the Mall,  and we make them go through a bunch of deadly tasks to get insurance. If they survive, they get a full twelve months of coverage. We might even throw in dental. I’m looking at that.”

A spokesman for Former President Obama said:

“We firmly believe that someone has sucked out Trump’s brains with a straw.”

J. Staugas contributed to the reporting of this story.


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