(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON, MAR 6, 2017) President Donald Trump doubled down on his attack on former President Obama by claiming that the former President took his lunch box back in junior high school.
Trump Tweeted: “Just found out Obama stole my Batman lunch box in 7th grade! THIEF! Demand investigation!”
The Tweet was pulled and re-sent moments later, because Trump originally spelled “thief” as “thefe.”
“If this is true, it would be a very serious thing,” said a White House spokesman.
Press Secretary Sean Spicer upped the ante.
“If Obama killed a man, it would be a really serious thing,” he said.
A spokesperson for Former President Obama said:
“You know, if President Obama had been compromised by the Russians, that would be the most serious thing yet. But, he didn’t. Have a nice day.”
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