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Former KKK Member Says Sessions Did Not Contact Russians

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(Political Satire) (BIRMINGHAM–Mar 3, 2017) Earl Tommy Biggothammer, a former Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan, said today that his friend and  “klan supporter” Jeff Sessions “certainly did not contact them Russians.”

“Look, I’ve known Jeff my entire life,” Biggothammer said. “He loves this country and got into politics for all the right reasons, like suppressing voting rights. He would never sell us out to the Russians.”

When The Failing Times asked why Sessions would, under oath, not be able to recall meeting the Russian ambassador, Biggothammer’s eyes twinkled.

“Jeff has a terrible memory. I was visiting him in his Senate Office last week, and for the life of him he could not remember where he put his Confederate flag lapel pin!”


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