(Political Satire)(WASHINGTON–Feb 28, 2017) For hours yesterday, President Donald Trump practiced his first major speech in which he will lay out his vision for America, before realizing the speech was written in Russian.
“We were surprised by this,” a spokesman said. “The President was stumbling on words like kompromat, and then it finally dawned on us.”
Aides quickly called the Russian embassy and a translator was provided.
Trump’s speech will be presented tonight in front of a joint session of Congress. Afterwards, the President plans on attending a reception where vodka and borscht will be served.
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