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LIVE: Trump wins Best Supporting President; Bannon takes Best President Award

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(Political Satire)(Mar-A-Lago, Feb 26, 2017) In a stunning upset, Steve Bannon picked up the the Best President statue, and Donald Trump took Best Supporting President in tonight’s award ceremony.

The statues, called Donalds, were handed out in the ballroom at Trump’s private club in Florida, Mar-a Lago, in a ceremony called The Trump-Make-America-Great-Again Awards.

Immediately after his upset loss, Trump speculated that the award had been rigged.

“I love Bannon,” he Tweeted, “But come on. I’M President. Sad.”

In other awards, Chris Christie’s pants won for Best Costume, and Kelly Ann Conway won for Best Special Effects Make-Up.



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