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Trump deports all immigrants from U.S.; only Native Americans remain

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(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON, Feb 25, 2017) President Trump finally completed an overnight deportation of all immigrants in the United States, and by early this morning, only Native American peoples remained.

“It’s about time,” said Chief Arvol Looking Horse, of the Lakota Nation. “We’ve been waiting for over 200 hundred years to get rid of the white man. And look what he’s left us–this place is a mess.”

In an unusual turn of events, the President, Vice President, all the White House staff, and all but two members of Congress who have Native American heritage, have also been deported.

Nations like Italy, German, France, as well as China, Great Britain and Ireland, have issued statements telling the Americans to go back.

“We were happy to be rid of you. For heaven’s sake, don’t come here,” said Prime Minister Theresa May.

With only Native Americans left in the U.S., in the five hours since they’ve taken over the environment is already cleaner.

“If we’re lucky, we may actually save Mother Earth,” said Harry Brown Bear, from South Dakota. “I think we’ll have hats printed up: ‘Make the Earth Great Again.'”.



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