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Bannon begins destruction of administrative state by changing recipes for cocktails

By Don Irvine (Steve Bannon Flickr) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons

(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON, DC–Feb 23, 2017) Top Presidential Strategist Steve Bannon addressed a gathering of conservatives today and told them that his intention was to destroy the liberal state.

“Get ready. There’s going to be an ideological fight every single day,” he said. “Take a Whiskey Sour. That’s a pussy liberal drink. From now on, a Whiskey Sour will simply be whiskey. Period. Same with Gin & Tonic. A crying liberal’s drink. Gin. In a glass. End of story.”

The Failing Times asked Bannon if his strategy was a realignment of what he sees as a liberal media cabal, turning it into a populist,  nationalist, closed boarder remake of America?

“Maybe,” he said. “But you take a Bloody Mary. Tomato juice? You got to be kidding me. Vodka. Pure. With ice. That’s the new Bloody Mary. And we’ll appoint bartenders who will only make those. And–excuse me, I’m going to get a refresh on this drink.”



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