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Trump says administration running like finely tuned machine

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(Political Satire) (WASHINGTON, Feb 16, 2017) In a news conference today, President Trump answered questions about “chaos” in his administration by saying it was “running like a finely tuned machine.”

The White House press corp asked repeatedly the location of this machine, and finally late today, a picture of the machine was leaked. It is located outside a shed on the South Lawn of the White House.

“That pile of junk?” said Charles Oldtimer, who has worked in the grounds keeping department since the Truman administration. “Mr. Harry threw that machine out years ago.”

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