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Trump premieres new reality show: ‘Missile Test Crisis’

Gage Skidmore (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/legalcode)

(Political Satire)(Mar-a-Lago, FL) President Trump rocked the TV and political world when he premiered his new reality TV show, “Missile Test Crisis” with special guest star, Shinzo Abe.

The show centers around a missile fired towards Japan by North Korea, and is set in the dining room at Mar-a-Lago. While startled country club members look on,  the President’s security team gather around his table while he sips cola and they discuss what to do.

“It’s a  really exciting show,” the President said. “I mean, you got the guy with the nuclear football hanging around. Prime Minister Shinzo is chattering away. The crowd loved it while we filmed. The network is going to be very, very happy. It’s going to blow Arnold Schwarzenegger out of the water. The rating machine DJT is back.”

Rumor has it that Trump is also in the middle of filming his next show, “Crackdown,” where camera crews follow ICE agents as they destroy families by deporting mothers and fathers.

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