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Trump tells Judges he’ll ‘see them in court’; Judges respond, ‘not if we see you first’

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(Political Satire, Still Legal in USA)(WASHINGTON –Feb 10, 2017) President Trump, angry that the 3rd Circuit Court upheld the stay of his immigration order, Tweeted that he’d “SEE THEM IN COURT.”

A spokesman for the court was very confused.

“We don’t quite understand what the President is talking about. Is he planning to meet us in another courtroom?”

One of the judges speculated that perhaps Mr. Trump wanted to play tennis, “although there’s no court nearby.”

Another of the Judges speculated that Trump had a crush on her. “Maybe he wants to court me. I don’t know, but I’m not interested. I mean–over ruled.”

The Governor of Washington, Jay Inslee, said:

“Mr. President, we saw you in court. And we beat you.”



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