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FBI Says Russians Hacked Super Bowl, Explaining Patriots’ Win

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(Political Satire, Still Legal in the USA) (WASHINGTON–Feb 6, 2017) In a stunning revelation, high level officials in the FBI said they had “high confidence” that the Russians hacked the Super Bowl.
“Never before in Super Bowl history has a team come from so far behind to win. We found this highly unlikely and after some first rate intel work, we’ve found conclusive evidence that Putin himself directed the hack,” the spokesman said.
Sen. John McCain, no friend to the Russian government, said “The evidence is troubling. I can’t say too much, but there are satellite photos of Putin wearing a  Patriots’ team jersey.”
But President Trump was quick to push back.
“Fake news,” he said. “I like a team, and suddenly Russia is involved. Sad.”
According to a spokesman for the Kremlin said President Putin was not watching the game Sunday night. “He was busy. You know, invading countries.”
D. Burchiel contributed to the reporting of this story.


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