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Judge halts part of immigration ban; Trump says she’s “Not a ten”

Gage Skidmore (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/legalcode)

(Political Satire, STILL Legal in USA) (BROOKLYN, N.Y.–JAN 29, 2017) US Judge Ann M. Donnelly issued an order blocking President Trump’s immigration policy, citing concerns about harm to persons if they were returned to their countries.

Trump had only signed the order at his tiny order signing desk the day before, causing international outrage. Noticeably absent on the list of countries was any he does business with.

But President Trump immediately responded and defended his policy.

“I’m not worried. It’s the right policy. The court is the problem. This judge. She’s certainly not a ten. At best– at best–a six. Maybe. On a good day and without the robes on,” the President said.

When The Failing Times pointed out that one of the tactics of a fascist state is to question the legitimacy of a court that rules against your policies, Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway said:

“Okay.”

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