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Trump Orders Recount (Of People Who Came to His Inauguration)

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(Political Satire, STILL Legal in the USA) (WASHINGTON, D.C.–Jan 23, 2017) Still claiming that his inauguration was the best attended in U.S. history, President Trump today signed an executive order forcing everyone who attended the event to return and be counted.

According to Underpresident Kelleyanne Conway, “All persons who attended Mr. Trump’s inauguration are ordered to return to the mall to be counted. And bring a friend. Or two.”

In other news, two GOP senators today introduced a bill that would repeal Obamacare and replace it with Obamacare.


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