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BREAKING: Pence on women’s march: ‘They’ll get right to vote over my dead body’

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(Political Satire, STILL Legal in the USA) (WASHINGTON, D.C.–Jan 21, 2017) Vice President Mike Pence issued a firmly worded statement this afternoon:

“Women can march in the streets all they want. They can chain themselves to lamp posts, they can wear pink hats, but as long as President Trump and I are in office, women will never have the vote in the United States of America.”

(This story is developing…)

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