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Trump Moves White House Press to “Larger Room”

The new White House Press Room. © txking via depositphotos

(Political Satire, Still Legal in the USA) (WASHINGTON, Jan 15, 2017) Claiming that the White House Press Room is “too small,” and that “so, so many people want to cover President Trump,” Reince Priebus, Trump’s Chief of Staff, said today that the White House Press Corps would be moved to a “larger building” at an undisclosed location.

“It’s really much nicer,” Priebus said. “It demonstrates the high regard we have for the First Amendment and a Free Press.”

Special buses with wire over the windows will be used to transport the members of the press to the new facility, beginning as early as January 20th, the day Trump takes office.

When The Failing Times received a photo of the new White House Press facility through an anonymous source, we reached out to President-elect Trump and asked why there were bars on the doors to the new press room.

“It’s all part of me Making America Great Again. Trust me on this, I think you’ll be very pleased.”


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