(Political Satire, Still Legal in USA) (NEW YORK, JAN 10, 2017) President-elect Trump peevishly got into a pissing match today with the press over revelations that the Russians allegedly have unspecified compromising information they may try to hold over him– the same way, for example, a Russian prostitute might stand over another, urinating, while an American businessman watched.
“FAKE NEWS,” The President elect Tweeted, in the first of a stream of Twitter messages– the same kind of stream that could possibly come from the bladder of two call girls in a Russian controlled hotel room with an American businessman, and say, cameras.
While none of these allegations have been confirmed, the news organization Buzzfeed decided to publish them anyway, after being extensively lobbied by late night comedians to do so.
What is potentially more damaging is the revelation that the FBI may have known about the explosive memo containing these unverified revelations since August, and remained silent, the same kind of silence that Russian spies might use just before blackmailing an unspecified American political figure with pictures of Russian prostitutes going wee wee on him.
In related news, Sen. Jeff Sessions sent Trump a fruit basket this afternoon to thank the President-elect for “wetting” the appetite of the press for any story that wasn’t about him.